WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

Reblogged 4 months ago from nightsinwonderland

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Pirates Of The Carribean, them's the facts, gifsets,

the actual moral of 500 Days of Summer: you shouldn't use the fact that you think you're a nice guy as an excuse to project your fantasies onto women who don't return your feelings. If she says she doesn't want a relationship, then listen and accept this.
what most dudes take from 500 Days of Summer: any woman who doesn't want to date me is a bitch. It's a fact; they even made a movie about it.

Reblogged 6 months ago from nightsinwonderland

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always reblog, them's the facts, (500) Days Of Summer,

Women do not have to:

myfavoritecolourisham:

be thin

give birth

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

have sex with you

be feminine

be graceful

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

be the media’s idea of perfection

listen to your bullshit

have a vagina

have an abortion

get raped

feel worthless

be your baby’s mama

And not all men are saying you have to.

So, so, so many guys do though, Josh. It took me a long time to realize just how much shit girls get from guys. You and I, we might be good fellows, but we’re going to die out soon.

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Reblogged 7 months ago from myfavoritecolourisham

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them's the facts,

edwardspoonhands:

barackobama:

Hank goes through terrible reasons for not voting and explains democracy with a metaphor involving Twihards and Whovians.

Get all the info you need to vote here.

HNNNGGGG

Yo Hank, remember that one time the President of the Goddamn United States posted a video you made? That was awesome.

Reblogged 7 months ago from edwardspoonhands

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Hank Green, barack obama, Together at last, Cool Videos, them's the facts,

viva-la-manda:

But really, I actually plan on this happening haha

I dunno about this. I mean, it’s cool that you’ll force your son to take after his sister, but I’d want my kids to really take after themselves. This whole “rescuing girls” things is gonna stop, and I’d like it to be sooner rather than later.

Reblogged 7 months ago from viva-la-manda

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them's the facts,

lacigreen:

wow what is this wizardry!

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Reblogged 7 months ago from nightsinwonderland

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them's the facts,

Kuzco is my favorite Disney princess.

Posted 7 months ago

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The Emperor's New Groove, them's the facts,

Contrary to popular belief, no one gives a fuck if your posts are queued or not.

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Reblogged 7 months ago from the-illumi-naughty

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them's the facts,

My personality: average.
My face: average.
My body: average.
My hair: average.
My clothes: average.
My music taste: FAR TOO GOOD AND BETTER THAN YOURS.

Reblogged 7 months ago from wall-0f-arms

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them's the facts,

thefrogman:

It’s a statistical fact confirmed by scientists that kittens are 12% cuter when placed in a box. So these kittens are 98% cute on their own and 24% more cute inside that box which brings the total cuteness quotient to a staggering 187%.

Some of you are probably saying, “Frogman your math is incorrect!” To which I say, “This is all made up nonsense, why do you care?”

Also, adorability goes up 7% when a kitten yawns.

(Source: cybergata)

Reblogged 7 months ago from thefrogman

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The Frogman, kittehs, them's the facts,