WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

delta-charlie-india:

ilikethecandy:

pantslesswrock:

x-metalmilkshake:

oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing

oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH

I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THAT THIS IS ON MY DASH! I LOVE YOU SPIDER!

look at it
it is clearly amazed by human ingenuity
but at the same time
this would be scary as fuck to witness

I’d bet that it thinks it’s another spider mimicking his moves. Also, spiders have four left feet. They’re not good dancers.

ilikethecandy:

pantslesswrock:

x-metalmilkshake:

oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing

oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH

I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY THAT THIS IS ON MY DASH! I LOVE YOU SPIDER!

look at it

it is clearly amazed by human ingenuity

but at the same time

this would be scary as fuck to witness

I’d bet that it thinks it’s another spider mimicking his moves. Also, spiders have four left feet. They’re not good dancers.

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Reblogged 7 months ago from justeenwho

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spiders, cool gifs,

“Mat, you’re a pretty nice guy.”

Today before I was gonna take a shower I noticed a spider chilling above the shower head on the ceiling. No big deal I thought, since spiders and I are on good terms. So I’m in the shower and put shampoo in my hair. And guess who decides to fall in the water?

Nope, not me, my new friend the spider. So, being the gentlemen I am, I turn off the water, (with shampoo still in my hair mind you,) grab some TP and collect the wolf spider and put it on the shelf next to the shower. After I was all showered and clothed, I went to go check back on him and he was happily back in his web.

Most people would’ve been like EEEEEEEKKKK! and washed the itsy bitsy spider down the ~~spout~~ drain, but I saw this picture and I really believe it.

Posted 9 months ago

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life stories, me, spiders,

imthedad:

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

Reblogged 11 months ago from fraxtil

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facts, truth, spiders,

Don’t be a pussy, use your foot.

Reblogged 11 months ago from louis-vuittoff

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stupid things, spiders,

amyohconnor:

I haven’t killed him yet and we’re listening to Kurtis Blow’s “The Breaks” and having a real swell time and I guess we’re kind of sort of dating and isn’t life weird?

Time for spider/music puns!

Burt Bacharachnid
Cherry Poppin’ Daddy Longlegs
Kurt Cofangs

That’s all I got.

Reblogged 11 months ago from amyohconnor

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amyohconnor, spiders, Together at last,

;_;

Reblogged 1 year ago from the-illumi-naughty

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Funny Things, spiders,

What a beautiful creature.

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Reblogged 1 year ago from densleonisshenme-deactivated201

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tarantula, cool gifs, spiders,

kkpurry:

“An unexpected side-effect of the flooding in parts of Pakistan has been that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters. Because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water has taken so long to recede, many trees have become cocooned in spiders webs. People in this part of Sindh have never seen this phenomenon before but, they also report that there are now far fewer mosquitoes than they would expect, despite the amount of stagnant, standing water that is around. It is thought that the mosquitoes are getting caught in the spiders web, thus, reducing the risk of malaria.”’

Wow.

Nature is crazy resilient.

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Reblogged 1 year ago from fizzbee

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Awesome Things, nature, spiders,