WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

Posts tagged with "lies"

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I’m here to call this out as fake.

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Mashed peas are gross, but normal peas are delisch.

Mashed peas are gross, but normal peas are delisch.

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Sep 6

mamamantis:

just a casual reminder that mitt romney believes that rapists should have parental rights over children resulting from the rape they committed

there is literally no fucking reason for any of you to ever want this person to be in any kind of authority position

ever

So do 31 states. You can’t focus on one individual person for one topic, no matter how terrible that topic is. (Also I didn’t find any proof that he believes this. So stop lying.)

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

pizzaforpresident:

timorleste:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

Except for the fact that French is my first language and I studied it my whole life and ‘tu me manques’ literally translates into “you’ll miss me” and is a pretty common joke among french students.

Congratulations, you have misinformed 236,000 people because of your bullshit romanticism of a language you don’t understand.

Aug 5
dontellmewhattodo, i’llbreakyafuckinkneecaps

dontellmewhattodo, i’llbreakyafuckinkneecaps

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Aug 1

thedailywhat:

This & That:

Know This:

  • Snoop Dogg’s days are over — he’s Snoop Lion now, thankyouverymuch.
  • Some people are irate that Obama’s campaign slogan — “Forward.” — ends with a period.
Watch This:

Tea Time Tumblr: MATCHBOOK
Tea Time List: 9 Actors Who Hate Why They’re Famous

  1. What a weirdo.
  2. I bet fun. will be very upset about this.
  3. Half of these are bullshit.
  4. I wanna learn how to make things like this.
  5. These are amazing. Follow’d.
  6. :/

drugs—not—hugs:

this was my final test in art today

i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year

Not it wasn’t. This has been online for a few years. You could have at least made something original.

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Wrong. All this will get you is punched in the crotch.

Wrong. All this will get you is punched in the crotch.

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Jul 5

Heh, nice try.

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