WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

jaydenw:

I don’t believe in ghosts. I mean, I think they exist but I don’t think they can accomplish their goals.

#Lazy fucking transparent assholes

jaydenw:

I love music and have hundreds of opinions on what is good and a library full of favourite songs but I forget absolutely everything I know about it when a cute girl says “what kind of music are you into?”

#’Ah I guess rock but not rock like a heavier rock but also folk’ #’actually you know what. I don’t know what music is. That should make this easier”

jaydenw:

Sometimes I just sit and think about how awful it is that the Giant Tortoise is so endangered. How great an injustice it is that this beautiful creature is basically extinct, because I hear that they were truly delicious and I know I can never eat one.

Just wait until they get cloned.

An attractive girl smiled at me while I was in line to get a burrito.

jaydenw:

I assume this means she’s down to bang.

#I’m no scientist but I think this means we’re in love now

jaydenw, ladies and gentlemen. (Ladies…)

It’s time again to explain why OCD doesn’t mean what you think it means.

jaydenw:

This is a bit of a read but what I’m explaining in this post is what OCD is and isn’t, what you probably have and why you shouldn’t say you have it if you don’t. Please understand that I don’t mean this as an attack on anyone but rather something that everyone should know.

OCD is obsessive compulsive disorder, it’s the thing that makes people have to count everything in a room, wash their hands a certain number of times and similar things.

Chances are, you don’t have OCD. However, if you think you have OCD, you probably have a disorder. OCPD is obsessive compulsive personality disorder and about 1 percent of the population has it. It’s defined as having a pervasive pattern of preoccupation with orderliness and perfectionism. In contrast to OCD, people with it often view what they’re doing as a positive thing. A large difference between the two is control. If you see a pile of pens, you will probably feel uncomfortable until you organize them in a way that seems fit to you. People with OCD don’t perceive what they’re doing to have purpose, it’s not something they want to do but rather have to. They consider it irrational and it has a negative impact on their lives.

A simpler way of explaining it is that OCPD is a personality disorder while OCD is an anxiety disorder. Anxiety disorders are extremely stressful to live with and are often very difficult to treat. OCPD, while not a positive thing, does not negatively impact peoples lives in the same way OCD can.

I realise this may sound needlessly nitpicky to most people but to people with mental disorders, it’s extremely insulting and not just mildly annoying. To them, saying you have a severe mental disorder when you don’t is on par with having a cold and saying you have cancer because you feel a little sick.

Jayden is true.

The first rule of Fight Club is do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The third rule of Fight club is on Wednesdays we wear pink.

I have a theory that E.L. James is actually Stephen King and just wrote 50 Shades of Grey to mess with people.

I’d believe it.