how do i become a successful blog help me
by being me
but i’ve already tried
Fuck you, finknickers. You’re not funny.
(Source: madqe)
WHATEVER WORDS I SAY
Posts tagged with "dumbasses"
THIS WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
Well, for the same reason 21 isn’t pronounced twoty one.
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Afternoon Snack: So this plate is intended to free up a hand for … double fisting? Brilliant!
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Well, you have to tip the beer to drink it, so this isn’t practical at all.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gaxlVOSI1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Afternoon Snack: So this plate is intended to free up a hand for … double fisting? Brilliant!
Well, you have to tip the beer to drink it, so this isn’t practical at all.
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Adorable Car Chase of the Day: David Wheaton, a morning drinker with two DWIs, thought a Smart Cabriolet might be just the thing to keep him off the radar of police.
It wasn’t.
So instead of pulling over for cops on a highway in Houston on Wednesday, he led them on a charming little car chase in which his speed topped out at 92 mph, the smart car’s limit.
Police followed Wheaton all the way to his driveway, where they charged him with evading arrest and his third DWI.
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The part in bold though.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85hioBXiI1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Adorable Car Chase of the Day: David Wheaton, a morning drinker with two DWIs, thought a Smart Cabriolet might be just the thing to keep him off the radar of police.
It wasn’t.
So instead of pulling over for cops on a highway in Houston on Wednesday, he led them on a charming little car chase in which his speed topped out at 92 mph, the smart car’s limit.
Police followed Wheaton all the way to his driveway, where they charged him with evading arrest and his third DWI.
The part in bold though.
Holy moly me oh my.
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african greys are SO GOOD at vocal mimicry i can’t believe it
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HE TALKED TO ME
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