the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”

he was so fucking terrified

#but cake

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I want to make this for my friend Dee.

I want to make this for my friend Dee.

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the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

Or if you’re broke you can make a cake!

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