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Nov 4

Y’all don’t really know me.

Or you’d know that I’m not a drinker really. Or maybe you do know. I dunno.

So last night one of my fucking best friends was in town. He got a job at Lake Powell, which is on the Utah/Arizona border. He’s been away since we graduated high school, and I’m ecstatic that he came tonight. We got to sing Mulan songs again finally. So I was the purchaser tonight which I don’t mind since I did drink; before when I just turned 21 I didn’t like buying because I felt taken advantage of. So (oh shit, my jam’s on) I, being a little bit tipsy right now, didn’t drink all that much. I have two things going for me: being chubby and having a a big appetite. AFAIK I had two Coors Light, a Corona Light and (much to my chagrin) about five shots of Capt Morgan (at once). If there’s one thing to take away from reading this, it’s don’t challenge me. I’ll do it, but I won’t like you for making me do it.

I drank that Capt for him. Nobody else could have made me do that, is what I’m getting at. I have nooooo trouble at all saying no to people. It’s who I am. But I can promise you that I am so much fun to drink with. I’m malleable, I’m tolerant. (Well, I haven’t fought anyone while drunk yet and I’d like to keep it that way.) I might not go shot for shot or anything, but I dunno, maybe there’s more to that to me.

Megan, if you read this, I’d probably tell you not to drink. It’s not how you were raised, and it doesn’t feel as good as you want it to. Just wait. It makes it all better.

Hope you all had a wonderful night. *hugs*

EDIT:I bought alcohol twice and never got carded. I look like I’m eighteen. Should I be embarrassed or proud?

Sep 5
mydrunkkitchen:

Whiskey business. (Taken with Instagram)

At first I thought Hannah’s legs were her ass and was like, DAAAAAAAMN.

mydrunkkitchen:

Whiskey business. (Taken with Instagram)

At first I thought Hannah’s legs were her ass and was like, DAAAAAAAMN.

Sep 5

thedailywhat:

White House Beer of the Day: The United States’ most top secret beer just gained declassified status. The White House has released the recipes for its home-brewed — and government approved — Honey Ale and Honey Porter, for those who really want to drink like the president.

While people probably wouldn’t mind a few tax dollars being spent on the Commander in Chief’s home concoctions, Barack Obama funds this venture out of his own pocket.

[shortformblog]

What a badass president.

Sep 3
thedailywhat:

Happy Hour:
Know This:
The Avengers already is getting a re-release — it’s in theaters again beginning Friday.
Trucks plastered with pics of aborted fetuses are circling downtown Tampa ahead of Romney’s speech tonight. (Link is graphic.)
Watch This:
Pleated Jeans punks Target with “Better Names For Things.”
[image: after12]

Whooo!
Fearmongering is not the way to go.
Pleated Jeans is rarely funny, but this is pretty good.
I’d be afraid to drink this. My mouth isn’t worthy.

thedailywhat:

Happy Hour:

Know This:

Watch This:

[image: after12]

  1. Whooo!
  2. Fearmongering is not the way to go.
  3. Pleated Jeans is rarely funny, but this is pretty good.
  4. I’d be afraid to drink this. My mouth isn’t worthy.

You can make a glowing cocktail

egenn:

silencedrowns:

did-you-kno:

If you’re wondering how it looks so amazing, that’s because tonic water glows blue and the Roses Mojito Passion glows pink under a blacklight.

Ingredients: Gin or Vodka, tonic water, Roses Mojito Passion OR Pink-Lemonade Concentrate, ice, and  black light.

Source

…want….

How do I get the galaxies in there though

Huh, interesting.

Aug 9
thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: So this plate is intended to free up a hand for … double fisting? Brilliant!
[incrediblethings]

Well, you have to tip the beer to drink it, so this isn’t practical at all.

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: So this plate is intended to free up a hand for … double fisting? Brilliant!

[incrediblethings]

Well, you have to tip the beer to drink it, so this isn’t practical at all.

Aug 3
Dagnel’s.

Dagnel’s.

Drinking

(See also.)

Ew.

Ew.

(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)

thedailywhat:

Family Heirloom of the Day: “As a child I used to love spinning my grandfather’s globe,” Redditor reelando says. ”Today I realized that my 81 year old grandfather has been hiding a mini bar inside the globe for years… My grandpa’s awesome factor definitely doubled.”
The fact that these 16th-century Italian replicas can be had online for less than $1,000 doesn’t make Grandpa any less cool. Don’t miss the rest of the pics.
[reddit]

So badass.

thedailywhat:

Family Heirloom of the Day: “As a child I used to love spinning my grandfather’s globe,” Redditor reelando says. ”Today I realized that my 81 year old grandfather has been hiding a mini bar inside the globe for years… My grandpa’s awesome factor definitely doubled.”

The fact that these 16th-century Italian replicas can be had online for less than $1,000 doesn’t make Grandpa any less cool. Don’t miss the rest of the pics.

[reddit]

So badass.