❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow through the wind, as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.
#read it in his voice
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my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
Ramen is obviously the better option in this scenario.
simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
But it only lasted him thirty frames.
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me
lolololololol
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Holy moly me oh my.
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still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
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forever reppin new hampshire & frizzy thunderstorm hair
