why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
WHATEVER WORDS I SAY
Posts tagged with "Funny Things"
sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical
poor bby
(Source: queue-bee)
Husky throws a temper tantrum for watching TV on the couch. Cutest tantrum I’ve ever seen
> Luka: Why? I know it’s just for some bs.
> YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO CONTROL ME!
> “I’m coming” -Dog (at the end)
> “Mooooooom, let me finish my shoooooow.”
>Don’t tell me what to do.
(Source: youtube.com)
When Carlisle bit Edward, he whispered something into his ear. The first time it was “I’m sorry” then “My son”. On about the fifth take he said, “You’re sexy”.
- IMDb
aubrey plaza is so bad at interviews but she’s somehow really really good at interviews
Perfect candor.
(Source: ludgateing)
Holy moly me oh my.
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So Kim Dotcom claims he invented two-step authentication, which might sound kind of hilarious on its face … until you realize, oh, there’s...
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i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
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