WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

I’m now three shirts richer!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:20:21 -0700

I’m now three shirts richer!

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 06:00:41 -0700

theyseemefangirlintheyhatin: ask-werewolf-italy: imboredandjohn...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 04:00:38 -0700

ask-werewolf-italy:

imboredandjohnhidmygun:

karma-crazy-love:

teenage-mindset:

chew a piece of gum then stick it onto the glass. with a sharp pointed diamond stick it to the glass then find a really heave metal object. thrust the metal object directly on the diamond. this should shatter the glass.

you’re welcome :)

tumblr. teaching us how to be criminals.

Thank you Moriarty.

Where the fuck do we get a diamond from?

you buy it, the amount it costs will only be a tiny fraction of the 3 million

Diamonds have facets. You will not be able to hit the diamond in the exact center if you use fucking chewing gum. They have diamond-tipped drill bits for a reason, doofus. And this marketing campaign was over years ago. And fake.

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:00:20 -0700

Overlooked Overhang

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:00:17 -0700

Overlooked Overhang

The prettiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:00:21 -0700

The prettiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Olafur Eliasson - Your Emotional Future 2011 An Anomaly Above

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:00:38 -0700

Olafur Eliasson - Your Emotional Future 2011

An Anomaly Above

visitheworld: Misty path to Dewa Sanzan temples, Japan (by Ah...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:01:05 -0700

visitheworld:

Misty path to Dewa Sanzan temples, Japan (by Ah Bee Panda).

A Crooked Path Is Still Straight In Parts

Rupert is the worst for laughing. He does it all the time....

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:00:50 -0700

Rupert is the worst for laughing. He does it all the time. You’ll ask him, “What were you laughing at?” He goes, “I don’t know.” —Matthew Lewis

dat face

thelivinginfinite: son let me learn you a thing

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:46:10 -0700

thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

katpisneverclean: prncsssarahj: simpledisneythings: Kuzco is...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:00:39 -0700

katpisneverclean:

prncsssarahj:

simpledisneythings:

Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.

I am in the Kuzco fandom

Who ISN’T in the Kuzco fandom

Yzma

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:00:37 -0700

daverdad: a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets Sticky: or, How I...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:00:53 -0700

daverdad:

a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets

Sticky: or, How I Spent Ten Years Cleaning Up After The Adult Industry

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Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:00:19 -0700

stitchnik: psikeval: so can we talk about how the starfleet uniform shirt IS APPARENTLY COMPOSED...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 20:00:19 -0700

stitchnik:

psikeval:

so can we talk about how the starfleet uniform shirt

IS APPARENTLY COMPOSED OF TINY STARFLEET INSIGNIAS

this is why HD was invented. for this moment

It came so fast! Yay!

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:35:36 -0700

It came so fast! Yay!

twitterthecomic: Girl, was your father John Cage? Because that...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:00:33 -0700

twitterthecomic:

Girl, was your father John Cage? Because that ass… *three minutes of silence*

— Musky Lozenge (@LostCatDog)

January 4, 2013

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: #actual spn line

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:00:31 -0700

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

#actual spn line

I don’t find this that funny.

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:00:32 -0700

I don’t find this that funny.

charlietodd: Some thoughts on Citi Bike I’ve been anxiously...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 12:00:41 -0700

charlietodd:

Some thoughts on Citi Bike

I’ve been anxiously anticipating my first ride on New York City’s new bike share program for over a year. The delays have been frustrating, but it was worth the wait. I found myself checking the app all day yesterday in Ohio, sad that I wasn’t in town for the launch day, and curious to know how the bike stations were balancing out throughout the day.

Cody and I got home today and were thrilled to have our key fobs waiting for us in the mail. After dinner we went out for our first ride. Having enjoyed bike share programs in places like Montreal and Vienna, I was worried my expectations would be too high. Nope. It’s great!

The bikes are 45 pounds and often referred to as “tanks” in the press. I found them extremely easy to ride. You’re not going to win a race, but they ride at a great pace around flat Manhattan. The seat is easily adjustable, and you can note what number is most comfortable for you for future rides. The unlocking and docking process was incredibly easy.

The best part is that random people were constantly having conversations with us. Every time we stopped at a light a driver with his window down or a pedestrian wanted to ask us all about the program. Everyone seems genuinely excited about it. It was probably the most I’ve ever talked to my neighbors on the street, except maybe when I walked home drunk in 2008 after Obama won.

We are getting helmets tomorrow, and I’m actively looking forward to biking to UCB East for a 10 PM show. I haven’t owned a bike since I lived in Queens in 2003, despite the fact that I LOVE to bike. I’ve never had a place to store a bike, and after having 3 bikes stolen on the streets of Astoria, I gave up. Bike share solves these problems.

In a perfect world, Citi Bike would be funded by some sort of tax on automobiles (gas tax, congestion pricing, etc.) and we wouldn’t have 6,000 Citi advertisements roaming our streets. As much as I hate outdoor advertising, this is how advertising is supposed to work— we put up with ads because you give us something fantastic in return.

I’m sure there will be issues with the program. There will be accidents. There will be theft and vandalism. There will be inventory issues with some bike stations. There will also be car accidents and subway delays. Transportation in a city of 8 million will never be perfect.

But tonight it felt perfect.

And honestly, I think this is going to be a huge game changer for the city. Our quality of life just took a big step forward.