WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

Aug 7

The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth

eggymacedo:

sweet-bitsy:

wugs:

A paper co-authored by almost 200 Ph.D.s that is exactly one sentence long:

So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth.

I was so worried

oh thank god