WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

May 6
humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”“What’s that?”“Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?”“No, I didn’t.”“OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.”“Well, there is good news.”“What’s that?”“I broke it playing Quidditch.”

My new hero.

humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”
“What’s that?”
“Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.”
“Well, there is good news.”
“What’s that?”
“I broke it playing Quidditch.”

My new hero.

(Source: humansofnewyork)