why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush
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(Source: cineraria)
With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.
Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.
<3
simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
But it only lasted him thirty frames.
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
Then for your wedding send tater tots and/or french fries as save-the-dates.
(Source: inhalers)
i’d like to remind the defendant that he is under oath and therefore must answer with complete honesty… do i look cute in this judge wig?