June 2011
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The (minor) importance of a period.
vs.
In the right context, this would be horribly misleading. Please consider this next time you title an article.
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200,000 teenagers get pregnant every year.
They’re probably all chicks too.
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don't talk to strangers, unless you bring donuts
Two nights ago I went to get gelato with my friends. We’re sitting in his truckbed and these two guys (maybe 13) walk buy carrying a box of donuts. One of my friends says, “You should ask for one.” So I call out, “Hey, can I have one of those?” They mumble to themselves and start to walk over. “No no,” she cries out, “he was kidding. Don’t give...
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My other Tumblr. →
I can’t visit here as much as I’d like to. But I’m trying to write commentary for all the movies I watch, and soon for the albums to which I listen. Right now there are only four posts, and they’re all full of spoilers, so view at your own risk. <3 you guys.
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the road to reach eagle scout is best taken on...
The two things you need to take away from this are:
I am a boy scout (Eagle if you couldn’t tell)
I am not and never have been licensed to drive
So, how are these two points related? First, some back story. I’ve been in scouting since elementary school. It’s called Cub Scouts, you know, because one step below a boy is a cub, right? Regardless, I did it for a good seven years or so....
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Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? That’s alright because I like the way...
– Joan of Arc (via historysaidwhat)
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Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand
– Don Quixote (via historysaidwhat)
The song lyric ones are my favorites.
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Pixar: or How Your Children Will Be Better Than... →
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No matter how good your intentions are...
Never use the winking face. It’s dirty and slanderous now.
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mentalplayground:
I think I’m getting a reputation of being occasionally funny.
I can deal with this, now excuse me while I go and write an entire stand-up show based on word play and pokemon.
And lots of sex jokes.
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Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!
– Charles, Prince of Wales (via historysaidwhat)
I could see it.
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You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals.
– Charles Darwin (via historysaidwhat)
I’m tentatively going to say that this blog can do no wrong.
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Hello Tumblr.
Can I make all my tags lowercase? I hate having duplicate tags because of one or capital letters. And maybe not being able to have tags which I can’t search, “<3” and such. Thanks.
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Every time I touch that track it turns into gold.
– King Midas (via historysaidwhat)
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I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine.
– Copernicus (via historysaidwhat)
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496. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The...
Those who jump into pools often make waves.
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Wikipedia Article of the Day: Petrichor →
Good luck bottling this up.
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