WHATEVER WORDS I SAY

nobodyputstheimpalainacorner:

we accept the terms and conditions we think we deserve

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

just rest your eyes

get comfy

we’re all in  this together

you are safe here

it will be ok

This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

(Source: bepeu)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition

thesixofspades:

fishingboatproceeds:

code-red-arthur:

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

 

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains. 

The Fault in Jafar. 

I can play this game, too, tumblr!

John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.

The Fault in Our Lars.

John Green writes a novel about his collection of miniature safes.

The Vaults in our Jars

John Green’s novella about thing that may or may not have happened to sodium chloride:

The Salt in Our Farce